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After our latest film rental, "Cowboy Junction," I turned to T and said, "You know, sometimes I think that the damage our people have cinematically committed against the world can never be forgiven."
And he agreed.
OMG, this movie was HYSTERICAL. It starts off at this like place in nowhere land south like in mountains, where there's a fight club kind of place where ugly guys go to pick up hot cowboy hustlers. This one, not particularly attractive guy picks up this decently hot guy, who T liked, and I would do him if I had to but not much else. They have weird clothed car sex where it looks like somehow they both orgasm by dry humping. And then, directly after that, he's taking this guy home to be the "handyman" around their house. Which is like a small urban ranch with a small front and back yard. This is how he introduces him to his wife.
IT WAS HILARIOUS.
IT ENDS LIKE A SHAKESPEAREAN TRAGEDY.
Turns out the writer/director/producer was not so attractive guy who probably only did this movie to have bad soft core porn scenes with this hot guy.


And then, we watched "Boy Culture," which fucked up the only things I liked about the book (I HATED THE BOOK), and actually improved on everything I hated, and made it a decent movie. T slept through this. AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS SOOOOO HOT. I, like, still need to have sex with him.

LMAO YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT. In Blockbuster, I told T, "DO NOT LET SKIN SELL YOU ON A MOVIE. Cause, remember, that's what caused the Cowboy Junction tragedy." He did not heed my words. Some back story. The other central "plot" to Cowboy Junction was that the husband/lover had a hit and run in his past where he-- SURPRISE, SURPRISE (this happens in the first 3 minutes of the movie or something) accidentally killed his now lover's at the time boyfriend. This surprisingly creates some tension in their relationship. We rent this PIECE OF CRAP called "Longing." It's about 3 Swedish guys who move to Brazil for some never diagnosed reason. They make their living having goofy "threesomes" on a web cam they make people pay for. And all they do is dance around with each other and take their shirts off. They don't show anything else, because they're afraid they'd make too much money or some crap. One of the (not so attractive) guys goes to a club one night, and takes this native guy "home" / to a beach to have sex. They start having rough sex, and then the native guy tries to rape him, and he struggles-- a knife is pulled, and the guy makes the native rapist guy fall on it. He throws him into the ocean. Has some issues the following day. Then everything is fine when he meets this wonderful other native guy. They "fall in love" over the course of a day, and then guess what? New native guy's brother is founded stabbed, washed up on shore! Tension! It was hysterical. Words cannot express how bad, also, the acting was. And LMAO yes at some movie sex. It's like, I've never partaken in any sexual activity with a female, but I'm guessing it's not common to always leave just a bra on? Seriously, a jackass (meaning an actual donkey) could better choreograph most movie sex scenes... and it can even be done without any shown nudity. The other one we started watching the other night, though, had a very realistic and well done one... we clapped after, LMAO.